A Good Chat with an "Apple Expert"

You are chatting with Joyce A, an Apple Expert

Hi, my name is Joyce A. Welcome to Apple! Good afternoon.

How may I help you today?

Hi. I just purchased a Macbook Pro yesteday, and now I am trying to install Final Cut Pro Studio--the academic version--which I purchased for an older computer years ago. The installer is telling me that I do not have the necessary hardware requirements for the install. It is the 2.8 ghz processor, 500gb hard drive, and 512mb video card model

I am sorry you are having an issue.

Although I am here to assist online shoppers with their apple.com product questions, I am happy to assist you by guiding you to the answers you need. May I send you a link to our awesome support page? If you do not find the answer there you can contact AppleCare, our technical support team at 800-275-2273. AppleCare is open 9am to 9pm est. seven days a week. (Except holidays)

click here if you would like support pages

DAMN YOU ROBOTS!

I am not a robot and do not appreciate your language!

Fair enough, cyborg.

But your tricks will not work on me.

This chat service is here to help with the Apple Online Store. Please use this chat service appropriately or I will be required to terminate the chat immediately.

Hm. No cyborg would ever type so slow. Perhaps you are human after all.

Would you like some assistance with your shopping?

Or perhaps this is just another trick from a brilliant A.I.

Negative.

I demand proof of your fleshiness.

This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.

Terminate. A word familiar to you machines.

I've repeatedly asked you to stop this behavior. I am terminating this chat due to the nature of this conversation. If you would like to work with us in the future, please contact us at 1(800) MY-APPLE. Goodbye.